I am blogging. HOW MANY MORE TIMES CAN I SAY THE WORD? I think maybe if I say the word enough I'll actually blog a lot more. What can I say? There are many things on the internet that distract me and if I'm being totally honest, I completely forgot I had this damn thing. I've been on winter break people! And so, because of winter break I bring you another list. (Hurrah.)
30 REASONS WHY I DIDN'T BLOG FOR A MONTH
1. I forgot
2. Aimlessly clicking through hipster images on Tumblr
3. Checking my Facebook
4. Drinking with my ma
5. Watching Sex and the City
6. Reading by a fire
7. Having drunk phone conversations with the guy I'm sleeping with in Iowa City
8. Having sober phone conversations with said guy
9. Drinking with my ma
10. Absolutely not editing my play that is due to my director in a week
11. Having my wisdom teeth out
12. Drinking the day after having my wisdom teeth out
13. Degrassi Marathon
14. Drinking with my ma
15. A sleepover
16. Learning who is pregnant/engaged/married
17. Leading on the the guy I was in love with in middle school. He said he was "clearly interested now" I said, "My ego is still bruised. Sorry I am hot now and you have herpes."
18. Watching Boy Meets World none stop
19. Weekend trips to exciting cities
20. Weekend trips to my ma's living room
21. Twitter
22. Catching up with old friends
23. Catching up with an ex-boyfriend
24. Doing regrettable things
25. Running into people from high school on the subway
26. Eating Chinese Food, Pizza, Italian, Fried Seafood, Cookies, Cookie Dough, Cake, Sundaes, Pie, Ham, Mashed Potatoes, More Chinese Food, Sushi, French Fries, Dumplings
27. Drinking white wine, red wine, beer in bottles, beer in cans, beer in pitchers, vodka, Bailey's, Kahlua, Jack Daniel's, more beer, cheap beer, expensive beer, beer that should be cheap but is expensive, tequila
28. Running
29. Not shaving my legs
30. Drinking with my ma
